Saturday Night Live transcripts

Sketches, monologues and Weekend Update segments from NBC’s Saturday Night Live. Each transcript comes with an AI summary, key points and chapters, and plays the episode from any word you click.

1. Oct 12, 2026 · 14 min Weekend Update ft. James Austin Johnson and Ashley Padilla - SNL This SNL Weekend Update episode, hosted by Colin Jost and Michael Che, runs through a string of satirical news items, from Trump's missed Nobel Peace Prize to Pentagon and ICE controversies, a Kevin O'Leary AI data center sketch, and a mother-and-daughter fall tips segment. The main takeaway is a comedic critique of current political and social news rather than a single argument.